"What Not to Wear"

Here we meet again on another adventure in the land of the great and spacious Sandy. Sandy is a shoppers paradise with a splendid mall with oh so many stores to choose from. Just across the street from the mall you will find a DSW shoe store AND a Nordstrom Rack. (Jackpot!!)

We felt that we needed to be more informative about what NOT to wear. So this time instead of finding people wearing unfashionable clothing, we found our own not-so-chic outfits and decided to model them ourselves.

Here we have a shirt that looks like it was made for a 6 year old girl going to a tea party. The pioneer pattern is really not helping either. It has a rather awkward length...is it supposed to be a dress? a shirt? oh wait, maybe it's a Shress! (shirt dress) Also those sleeves...yikes..not flattering.

Floral print + tube top = disaster. Well it looks more like a tube dress...all you need is some "stretchy pants" to wear underneath. Mmm Sexy...or not. Tube tops were never flattering on anyone. Plus, sometimes you wonder how they even stay on..

Can you say bedazzled?? We often wonder why a lady in her 20's..or 30's..or even 40's would want bedazzled jeans? It's not very age appropriate. Maybe if you were 12 and wanted to re-live the days of when you were in middle school.

Ah yes, the paint-splattered skinny jeans. Very classy. You also can't go wrong with a nice pink top with an overload of fringe. Kinda looks like a lamp shade from the 70's.

*GASP* My epidermis is showing!!!

Uneccessary holes in the sleeves of a shirt is...well...uneccessary. Also bold prints on tops can be a tad excessive and it draws attention away from your beautiful face because people are too busy wondering why you even bought that shirt in the first place.

Sit back, relax, and grab a bag of popcorn because Suzanne will show you why this sweater/jacket thing is never to be bought or worn!